"All you need is faith and trust, oh and just a little bit of pixie dust" - Peter Pan
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
so apparently the risk management people at my university have told my political science professor that his tardis door is in violation of blah blah blah because “people might think police are actually available in his office”
okay, tamuc. okay.
y’all omfg i am so done. i went by his office this morning and he’s added all of this to his bulletin board:
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.
its fruit i wont gain weight
THAT STUPID FUCKING SONG BY THAT BAND 3 MINUTES OF SPRING OR SOME SHIT IS STUCK IN MY HEAD IM TRYING TO SLEEP AND ALL I FUCKING HEAR IS “IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR” IF I DONT GET AT LEAST 8 HOURS OF SLEEP I AM NOT GONNA LOOK SO PERFECT STANDING THERE